Wednesday, June 30, 2010

8:30 AM – Wake up. Realize there is no reason to be awake right now. Tell my parents that I am awake and being productive. Go back to sleep.

10:30 AM – Wake up.

11:00 AM – Get out of bed.

11:15 AM – Eat a muffin. Drink some water. Talk to little brother.

11:30 AM – Browse the interwebs. Decide to possibly start working out after lunch instead of before.

12:00 PM – Heat a potato in the microwave. Pour cheese on it. Revel in its’ beauty.

1:30 PM – Go to the church to work out.

2:30 PM – Take a shower.

4:00 PM – Give Harry his bass lesson. Finally. He actually wasn’t so bad and turned out to just be kind of socially awkward. I’ve been there. He wasn’t bad.

5:00 PM – Julia cancels her lesson. Dumb bitch.

7:30 PM – Eat Mexican food.

9:00 PM – Meet Jesse, Clyde, Mike, Max, Alicia, and Eli. Max and Alicia go off somewhere.. the rest of us go to smoke a blunt. Jesse has to be home soon so she does not partake.

10:00 PM – High as shit!

12:00 AM – Smoke another blunt.

12:20 AM – Come home. Eat six cereal bars. Drink apple juice. Take a shit. Sleep.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

7:30 AM – Wake up. Sit around. Bored as shit. Go back to sleep.

11:00 AM – Wake up again. Kind of regret doing that. Write some music. Take out the trash.

12:00 AM – Eat some fucking cheesy broccoli.

12:30 AM – Wash the dishes. Clean my room. Write some more music.

1:20 PM – Learn some songs I’ll need for my lessons later today.

1:30 PM – Take a shower.

2:00 PM – Sit around waiting to give a guitar lesson.

2:20 PM – Get a call from Harry, who says his lesson was at two and I’m late. Little fucker is lying ‘cause I wrote down 3 when we confirmed it over the phone.

2:22 PM – Drive up to the church to give the guitar lesson. Harry isn’t there. Call his phone twice and send him a text message. He never responds or shows up.

3:00 PM – Go to Charles’ Hall Music Studio in Greenwood to buy some guitar strings for my students. Get a text from Harry saying he never got my calls. Little fucker is probably lying again. Reschedule his god damn lesson for tomorrow.

4:45 PM – Give a lesson to Hunter. He’s enthusiastic as usual. Brightens my day.

5:00 PM – Done with Hunter’s guitar lesson. Go home and eat tacos. Try to mold/fold said tacos into burritos. Fail.

6:45 PM – Give a guitar lesson to Sid. He’s as enthusiastic as Hunter, even though he’s about thirty. He’s progressing fast. We jam over some Lynard Skynard tunes.

8:00 PM – Done with lesson. Come home. Browse some 4chan.

9:00 PM – Go out. Meet girl. Go to playground.

9:30 PM – “heavy petting”.

11:00 PM – Come home.

11:20 PM – Play some Aion. Jack off. Go to sleep.

11:30 PM – Take a shit. Decide to make an epic Facebook status.

Monday, June 28, 2010

10:00 AM – Wake up. Browse teh interwebs. Drink a glass of water.

10:45 AM – Go to the church to work out. Take a shit in the holy bathrooms.

11:00 AM – Nathan, a fellow exerciser/piano player, unexpectedly comes into said bathrooms. Takes a shit beside me.

11:10 AM – We discuss quality music and quality shitting. The sacredness of it.

12:15 PM – Done working out. Play some piano in church sanctuary.

12:45 PM – Go home. Take little brother and friend to swim somewhere. Come back home.

1:00 PM – Arrive home. Eat pizza. Drink the fuck out of some orange juice.

1:30 PM - Research investing in BP stock.

2:00 PM – Listen to Eminem’s new album. It’s the shit. Except for one song where he sounds like a faggot. The rest seem good.

3:00 PM – Take a nap.

4:00 PM – Done with nap. Never slept because of annoying ass text messages. Thinking about getting rid of my phone. The desire to become a hermit grows stronger.

4:30 PM – Eli comes over for a little while, and my little brother comes home. We sit around and talk.

5:00 PM – Eli leaves. I take a shower.

5:30 PM – Done with shower and after-shower-shit. Reading “Are We Unique?”. It’s good.

6:00 PM – Write some music. Pwn some noobs in Aion for a little while.

6:30 PM – Eat Subway. Sit around talking to parents and browsing the interwebs.

7:00 PM – Evan comes over for a few minutes. We sit on the front porch and watch the rain/talk.

7:15 PM – Evan leaves. Play guitar with my dad. Show him some music on Youtube.

9:40 PM – Take a huge shit.

10:00 PM – Log into Aion. Pwn some more noobs.

11:00 PM – Go to sleep.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

1:00 PM – Wake up. Annoyed with myself that I woke up this late. Lay in bed and brood about it.

1:30 PM – Get out of bed. Browse 4chan for a few minutes. Sit around in boxers.

2:00 PM – Eli comes over to get Clyde and go play tennis. We play guitars together for a few minutes.

2:30 PM – Have conversation with my parents about how my skin problems are worse than I act like they are.

3:30 PM – Eat some yogurt and poptarts. Sit around. Still hungry.

5:40 PM – Go eat Mexican food with Clyde and Eli. They’re high as fuck. Clyde can’t hide it but is trying.

6:30 PM – Done eating Mexican. Go to local radio station to do a radio interview.

7:00 PM – Interview happening. Old man giving it seems cool as shit.

8:00 PM – Done with interview. Going to play tennis with Eli, Eli’s dad, and Clyde. Mike, who was out of town until now, comes along.

8:30 PM – Done playing tennis. My dad comes and takes my place.

8:45 PM – I go to Alicia’s and eat food even though I’ve already eaten.

10:15 PM – Eli and Clyde pick me up from Alicia’s. We go meet Mike and Evan and smoke a blunt and two bowls.

10:30 PM – Stop at local stockyard. High as shit! Talking about nothing.

11:00 PM - Watching in amusement as Mike fights off the urge to eat the old Mexican food from earlier that's in the back of my car.

11:30 PM – Talking about random shit. Mike eating the old Mexican food.

12:05 AM – Split up and head home.

12:15 AM – At home. Still very high. Talk to parents a little. Update blog. Listen to some fucking Michael Bolton. Go to sleep.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

9:30 AM – Wake up. Sit around and talk to parents.

9:45 AM – Play guitar.

10:15 AM – Fall asleep on couch.

11:00 AM – Wake up. Browse 4chan.

11:30 AM – Hungry as shit. Get rice and jalapenos out of refrigerator. Mix and eat.

12:00 AM – Swordfighting with little brother. Stomach hurts.

12:30 AM – Log into Aion. Pwn some noobs.

2:30 PM – Done pwning noobs. Grandmom comes over.

2:45 PM – Talking to grandmom.

3:30 PM – Shave my head.

4:00 PM – Done shaving head. Get in shower.

4:50 PM – Out of shower. Go to pick up Jesse and go to a party.

5:15 PM – Get to party. Party has pizza!!

5:20 PM – Eat the pizza.

5:30 PM – Go outside. Swim in swimming pool.

6:45 PM – Done swimming. Go inside and change.

7:00 PM - Find Rockband in living room of house.

7:10 PM – Play Rockband. Fail at it. Stop playing.

7:30 PM – Max comes to the party!!

7:40 PM – Max and I play guitars.

8:30 PM – Still playing guitars. Sitting around talking to friends.

9:00 PM – Found brownies. Eating them.

9:15 PM – Still sitting around playing guitar and talking to friends.

10:00 PM – Trying unsuccessfully to leave party and go to Alicia’s with Max.

10:15 PM – Haven’t left yet.

10:30 PM – Haven’t left yet.

10:45 PM – Success!! Leaving party.

11:00 PM – At Alicia’s. She and Jesse start drinking. Max and I watch Prince of Belair.

11:30 PM – Done with Prince of Belair. Max and I “babysit” Alicia and Jesse as they are drunk.

12:00 AM – Still babysitting.

12:30 AM – Done!! Max and I leave.

12:45 AM – Girl texts me.

1:00 AM – Meet girl at her house.

1:05 AM – Have sex with girl.

4:00 AM – Leave girls’ house.

4:15 AM – Arrive home. Update blog. Go to sleep.

Friday, June 25, 2010

6:05 AM – Wake up. Have a conversation with dad while half-asleep. Delirious. Got almost no sleep. Leave with dad to go pick up some equipment for the house.

8:45 AM – Got equipment. Arrive home. Kind of content/excited because I’ve got basically nothing to do all weekend. Tired as fuck.

9:10 AM – Run errands.

9:35 AM – Done running errands. Sitting on computer.

10:30 AM – Done sitting on computer. Jacked off in the process.

10:45 AM – Eating a poptart. Talking to friend for a second and planning on working out later today. More sitting on the computer.

11:30 AM – Picked up dad from work. Still delirious. Not sure if I ever slept.

12:00 PM – Back home. Pass the fuck out.

4:30 PM – Wake up. Eat granola bar. Drink a halfgallon of orange juice.

5:00 PM – Play piano. Write music. Eat more grandmom’s watermelon.

5:30 PM – Swordfight with little brother.

6:10 PM – Take a shower.

6:40 PM – My brother Clyde and I meet Jesse, James, and Max at tennis courts.

7:00 PM – Max leaves. We all drive to the top of a hill overlooking town. Smoke a bowl!

7:05 PM – Smoke another bowl!

7:55 PM – Go to gas station and drink water.

8:00 PM – We meet up with Max again. High as shit! Jesse has an idea to buy a large watermelon and eat it. We all approve.

8:15 PM – Watermelon bought. Couldn’t find anywhere to eat. Eventually smash it on the ground in front of a secluded graveyard and eat the pieces. Looks like cavemen/women. Juice dripping. Primal.

8:40 PM – Watermelon wasn’t as good an idea as we thought. Onto new things.

9:00 PM – Riding around. Go back to the epic spot where we were last night. Watching the lightning in the distance. Listening to the thunder. It's inspirational.

9:30 PM – Get back in car. It starts raining. We go to the playground at the recreational park and smoke another bowl.

10:00 PM – Rain stops for a little while. Playing on the playground. High as shit!

10:30 PM – Rain starts again. Sitting under a little awning. Smoke another bowl!

10:45 PM – High as shit!

11:00 PM – Drive to Waffle House. Eat seemingly gourmet grits.

11:15 PM – Drive to Alicia’s house.

11:30 PM – Sit around watching TV. Talking about nothing.

11:40 PM – Leave Alicia's house. Drive back to tennis courts. Girl comes. Start making out and “heavy petting”.

11:55 PM – Done “heavy petting”. Drive home.

12:10 AM – Arrive home. Eat some popcorn. Drink some green tea. Update blog. Go to sleep.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

10:00 AM – Wake up.

11:00 AM – Actually wake up. Sit around on computer a few minutes. Eat half a biscuit. Converse with family and such.

12:30 AM – Give a guitar lesson to Sam. He’s improving. Seems excited.

1:30 PM – Done with guitar lesson. Go back home. Learn “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” because Toy Story 3 inspired me to. Get into some Facebook arguments.

2:30 PM – Learned the song. Listened to some Bone Thugs. Argument still going on. Sitting around playing guitar.

3:30 PM – Done sitting around. Go sit on computer a bit. Meet James and get pot from him.

4:00 PM – Come back home. Have conversations with family. Show family music. Wait on dinner.

5:30 PM – Eat dinner. Sit around and talk to family.

8:00 PM – Done eating. Get up and go shower.

8:45 PM – Done showering and sitting around doing nothing. Meet James, Jesse, and Max at tennis courts.

9:15 PM – Smoke pot! Go to soccer field.

10:45 PM – Very stoned. Leaving soccer field. Smoke more.

11:45 PM – Very stoned. Eating Taco Bell. Getting gas in awkward ways.

12:15 AM – Leaving Pilot.

12:30 AM – Back at tennis courts. Max’s car won’t start. Jumping him off.

12:45 AM – James is back. Max’s car is fixed. James and I go smoke a bowl.

1:00 AM – Marveling at the beauty of the sky. It was huge.. and I could see the moon behind some clouds. I feel like I could understand things better and feel very high/empathetic towards others/stuff like that. The stars were so good. Felt life-changing, and I know it’s from the drug because happenings like that aren’t uncommon, but I don’t think that matters.

1:30 AM – Back home. Still baked. Hope my parents don’t come up. But I’ll sleep very well.

2:00 AM – Wake up. Decide to start a Blog.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

7:30 AM – Wake up. Hit snooze about a million times.

8:00 AM – Actually wake up. Drink a glass of water. Talk to parents a little while. Sit on computer for a few minutes.

8:45 AM – Work out at the church.

9:30 AM – Finished working out. Make out with girl in church Arts n’ Crafts room.

10:15 AM - Done with “heavy petting”. Sitting around on computer.

11:00 AM – Finished sitting around on computer. Jacked off in the process.

11:15 AM – Grandmom comes over. Talk about her life. We eat watermelon.

11:45 AM – Grandmom leaves. Sit around on computer for about 10 minutes.

12:00 PM – Go play tennis with James.

3:30 PM – Done playing tennis but mostly talking about random shit and doing errands with James. Go home and shower.

4:00 PM – Go to Madison to watch Toy Story 3. Get super baked on the way.

5:20 PM – Watching Toy Story 3. Super Baked. Eating Buncha-Crunch.

8:45 PM – Back home. Eat at Mexican Restaurant.

9:45 PM – Play around on recreational park playground with friends. Baked again.

10:15 PM – “heavy petting” with girl again.

11:00 PM – Drop girl off.

11:15 PM – Get home. Eat food. Sit on internet a while.