Sunday, September 26th, 2010

10:30 AM - Wake up. Absurd amount of hickeys on neck. Blood on face and hands. Clothes drenched in unknown substance.

Friday, September 17th, 2010

1:00 PM – Class.

2:00 PM – Practice piano. Eat lunch in the cafeteria. StonedMotherfucker is there and I eat with him.

2:30 PM – Convince StonedMotherfucker to end his tolerance break and smoke a blunt.

5:30 PM – End up smoking two blunts with StonedMotherfucker. Getting kind of ridiculous.

7:30 PM – Extremely high at apartment. Walk with Christmas to see The Bad Plus.

8:00 PM – 9:30 PM – Mind blown.

10:00 PM – At Bojangles’ apartment. Beef and the Hulk are there, along with a few others. Large amounts of tequila being ingested through various mediums.

12:00 AM – Beer Pong. I suck and lose every time.

1:30 AM - Back at apartment with StonedMotherfucker and a few others. Christmas and the Don arrive soon afterward.

2:30 AM – Having sex in a stairwell. Lolwut.

3:30 AM - Sex in an elevator. Almost.

3:30 AM – Sex in bed. Better.

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

8:00AM – Wake up. Shower, brush teeth, dress.

9:00AM – Class.

11:00AM – Practice piano. Do shit I have to get done.

12:00PM – Eat.

1:00PM – More practice.

6:45PM – Jam with BroMan and AJ. ß-- Intense

9:30PM – Eat hot wings with BroMan and AJ.

10:00PM – Back to apartment with BroMan. Take shower.

10:30PM – Multitudes of women begin pouring into apartment.

10:45PM – Women everywhere... what is going on.

11:00PM – Stand in hallway discussing with Christmas what the fuck is going on.

11:30PM – Drinking with Christmas and the Don and there are girls grinding each other in our living room. WHAT IS GOING ON.

1:00AM - Very drunk and high. More women arrive. Let them in and see BroMan is mac’ing on some in the kitchen. I had forgotten he was still here.

2:00AM - Walk with girl to convenience store to buy cigarillo.

2:30AM – Smoke another blunt.

3:00AM – Guests begin leaving, to much dismay.

3:30AM - Eat cereal.

4:00AM – Sleep.

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up

12:00 PM – Wash dishes. Eat cereal. Discuss with Christmas whether or not the Don got laid last night.

12:45 PM – Bong rips.

1:30 PM – Take shit to trashdump outside. Clean up apartment.

2:45 PM – Leave to get a haircut, but they’re closed. Return to apartment.

4:00 PM – Try to play piano, but half the keys are broken.

7:00 PM – Christmas has cooked up some kind of asian dish.

7:15 PM – Take more bong rips. Eat.

10:15 PM – Take a couple shots with Christmas and the Don. Head to Bojangles’ apartment.

11:15 PM – Arrive at Bojangles' apartment. Meet up with friends. Take a few more shots. Head to party.

11:45 PM – Arrive. Socialize. Take a few more shots. Drink beer. Leave.

12:30 AM – Back at Bojangles’ apartment. Picked up three girls and some guy on the way.

12:45 AM – Ingest large quantities of alcohol.

1:00 AM – Church arrives!

1:45 AM – Smoke a blunt with Church, Christmas, and a few others.

2:15 AM – Stumble back to apartment with Christmas.

2:30 AM – Arrive. Christmas passes the fuck out.

2:45 AM – Standing in the kitchen eating Cheese-Itz.

3:00 AM – the Don is at the door. Church is with him.

3:15 AM – Let them in. Take another shot with the Don. Church is off somewhere.

3:30 AM – Wander around apartment. Find Church in front of the toilet.

3:45 AM - Try to motivate him to stand and partake in ravioli the Don and I are making, but to no avail.

4:00 AM – Sitting on the hallway floor, eating ravioli.

4:15 AM – Bong rips.

4:30 AM – Lay on bed. Browse the interwebs.

5:00 AM – Pass out.

Posting.

Nothing going on as of late. I'll be moving into my apartment for college on Sept. 1st. Should have more interesting stuff and subsequently more posting going on then.

In another note, I got a speeding ticket a couple weeks ago and took an online driving course to get rid of it. As you can see, it was very thorough.

Also, I'm trying to get the ads on the site to only be about marijuana. AS OF YET TO NO AVAIL.. Continuing the quest.

July 26th, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up. Tired as shit from medicine in my body. Take more.

11:45 AM – Smoke a bowl. Clean the house. Wash the dishes. Feed the dog. Watch Dream Theater’s “Score”.

2:50 PM – Shower.

3:00 PM – Begin work on the Humanifesto.

8:00 PM – Finish for now. Go out and meet James, Jesse, Mike, and Clyde.

9:00 PM – Smoke a bowl on Mike’s front porch. Niceeeee.

10:30 PM – Buy alcohol. Eat at Taco Bell with James.

11:45 PM – Head out to James’s cabin at a lake in the woods. Transport alcohol to stomach.

12:30 AM – Sitting on cabin porch. Drinking. Walk out to dock. Drink a little more.

1:00 AM – Scrape resin out of bowls. Get crossfaded.

2:30 AM – Help Jesse outside so she can piss.

2:40 AM – End up having [epic] sex with Jesse on Mike’s car.

3:00 AM – Move from Mike’s car to a gravel road. ( courtesy ) Take off all clothes. Continue…

6:30 AM – Put clothes back on. Walk back to cabin. Go to sleep on little mattress things.

Updating.

I realize I haven't updated in a while. It's not that I haven't been keeping track, I just don't want this blog to end up as a quantity over quality blog. Instead of giving readers a bunch of boring days to read about, I'd rather give them good ones, because over time, I'm going to end up with quantity either way. I'm also writing an article on why I think marijuana should be legalized. I'll post it soon, too.

Also, if you're interested, you can check out my friend's blogs. I figure, since we all hang out together, it can be pretty cool to read about similar events from different perspectives.

Mike's

http://singularitymasslimit.wordpress.com/

Eli also has a blog, but it's not anonymous, so I'm going to ask him before I put it up here.