July 26th, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up. Tired as shit from medicine in my body. Take more.

11:45 AM – Smoke a bowl. Clean the house. Wash the dishes. Feed the dog. Watch Dream Theater’s “Score”.

2:50 PM – Shower.

3:00 PM – Begin work on the Humanifesto.

8:00 PM – Finish for now. Go out and meet James, Jesse, Mike, and Clyde.

9:00 PM – Smoke a bowl on Mike’s front porch. Niceeeee.

10:30 PM – Buy alcohol. Eat at Taco Bell with James.

11:45 PM – Head out to James’s cabin at a lake in the woods. Transport alcohol to stomach.

12:30 AM – Sitting on cabin porch. Drinking. Walk out to dock. Drink a little more.

1:00 AM – Scrape resin out of bowls. Get crossfaded.

2:30 AM – Help Jesse outside so she can piss.

2:40 AM – End up having [epic] sex with Jesse on Mike’s car.

3:00 AM – Move from Mike’s car to a gravel road. ( courtesy ) Take off all clothes. Continue…

6:30 AM – Put clothes back on. Walk back to cabin. Go to sleep on little mattress things.

Updating.

I realize I haven't updated in a while. It's not that I haven't been keeping track, I just don't want this blog to end up as a quantity over quality blog. Instead of giving readers a bunch of boring days to read about, I'd rather give them good ones, because over time, I'm going to end up with quantity either way. I'm also writing an article on why I think marijuana should be legalized. I'll post it soon, too.

Also, if you're interested, you can check out my friend's blogs. I figure, since we all hang out together, it can be pretty cool to read about similar events from different perspectives.

Mike's

http://singularitymasslimit.wordpress.com/

Eli also has a blog, but it's not anonymous, so I'm going to ask him before I put it up here.

Friday, July 16th, 2010

10:00 AM - Wake up.

10:30 AM - Write music. Wash dishes. Take out trash. Clean up catlitter. My phone keeps dying and is being an unreliable piece of shit.

1:00 PM - Meet Eli, James, and Max at Max's mom's restaurant. Head to police station with James to pay traffic ticket.

1:15 PM - Arrive at station. Pay ticket. Drive to church gym.

1:30 PM - Work out. Meet Max, Alicia, James and Jesse back downstairs.

2:30 PM - Head home. Take a shower. Visit granddad with brothers.

5:30 PM - Clyde and I meet Jesse and James at tennis courts. Head out of town to buy new phones and obtain marijuana.

6:15 PM - Find a dude walking on street. Introduce myself. Discuss my desire to obtain his marijuana. Let him in truck.

7:00 PM - Ride around. Meet his dealer. Get sandwich bags.

7:30 PM - On way home. Couldn't get new phone, but got good pot. Win.

9:00 PM - Meet James and Jesse at recreational park. Mike is coming.

9:30 PM - Roll a blunt. It's raining outside. Get high!

10:15 PM - Leave recreational park. Head to spot where view is nice. It's very muddy. We don't stay long.

10:45 PM - Back at recreational park. Mike is there. Getting higher.

11:15 PM - Ride with Jesse to take her sister home.

11:45 PM - Jesse has to leave, so Mike comes to pick me up. Walk past my friend, Kyle, on the street. Mike picks him up, too.

12:15 AM - Riding around with Clyde, Mike, and Kyle. James left early.

12:45 AM - At gas station getting water, using restroom.

1:00 AM - Drop Kyle off at his apartments. Back to recreational park where we meet Jesse ( snuck out ), Max, and Alicia ( who is very drunk ).

1:30 AM - Swing on recreational park swings. Smoke bowls.

2:00 AM - High as shit!

3:00 AM - Alicia, Jesse, and Max leave.

3:30 AM - Take Clyde to his car. Mike and I get food from Taco Bell. Eat it in Holiday Inn parking lot.

4:45 AM - Head home. Go to sleep.

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

11:15 AM – Wake up. Shiiiiiiiiiit it’s late. Browse GrassCity a while. Text James telling him I’m going to be working out later today.

12:30 PM – Work out at church with younger brother.

1:30 PM – Come home. Take a shower. Prepare for lesson with Harry.

3:00 PM – Waiting on Harry in the church parking lot. The fucker never comes.

3:30 PM – Cash some checks. Do some other errands. Go see my dog at the vet. Get him put to sleep.

4:00 PM – Home. Play some piano.

5:00 PM – COMBINE BANANAS, WATERMELON, AND BLUEBERRIES INTO A FRUIT EXTRAVAGANZA.

6:00 PM – Browse some GrassCity. Watch ideas having sex on TEDtalks.

6:45 PM – Eat hamburger. Write some ambient/folkish music.

8:30 PM – I have potdust left!? Go into bathroom. Smoke a bowl. Write some more music.

9:00 PM – RECREATE FRUIT EXTRAVAGANZA FOR A SECOND TIME.

9:15 PM – Hive around in bedroom. Composing celtic shit.

10:30 PM – Res hits! High as fuck!

11:15 PM – Still composing celtic shit, but the diarrhea of cannabis induced inspiration slowly constipates itself.

12:00 AM – Waste time on internet. High. Talk to friends.

2:00 AM – Sleep.

July 13th, 2010

8:30 AM – Wake up. Go to sleep.

10:00 AM – Wake up.

10:30 AM – Browse teh interwebz. Look up songs to learn for upcoming lessons.

11:00 AM - Take a shower.

11:20 AM – Get call from Eli’ ( works at a radio station ). Tells me an answer to call in with on the next radio contest and win a free McDonald’s smoothy. Niceee.

11:30 AM – Listen to said radio contest. Call in. Eli' tells me to just come up to the radio station.

11:45 AM – Arrive. Max and James are there, trying to help Eli' kill the hour by babbling awkwardly over the radio. Play some guitar into the mic. Tell James to sing. He’s not feeling that plan.

12:30 PM – James leaves. Eli' and I meet Max at Pizza Inn. Pizza….

1:30 PM – Home.

4:30 PM – Practicing songs I need to learn for upcoming lessons.

5:00 PM – Lesson with Hunter. He’s 9. Quote of the day: “Sorry I ain’t focusin’, Greg… I been playin’ at baseball camp all day and I’m tired. I’m prolly gon’ go home and go to sleep… well.. first I might play in some dirt.”

6:00 PM – Lesson with Julia. She’s getting better. Feel like she wants my dick.

7:00 PM – Lesson with Sid. He’s still cool as ever. Jam over some Metallica and Lynard Skynard.

8:00 PM – Lesson with Beth. She’s getting nowhere. Feel like she wants my dick.

8:30 PM – Drive home. See blue lights in my rearview. Pull over. Get a speeding ticket.

8:50 PM – Arrive. Dad is naked reading “Born to Run”. Tells me my dog is dying.

9:00 PM – Have moments with my dying dog.

9:30 PM – Pick up Evan and Paul. Meet Max. Ride to Taco Bell and recreational park.

10:00 PM – Eat Taco Bell. Evan, Paul and I smoke a few bowls.

10:30 PM – Clyde, Mike, and James arrive. Heated debate over Vietnam War and potential zombie outbreaks.

11:15 PM – Take Paul ( my cousin ), Evan, and Max home. Back to recreational park to regroup with others.

12:15 AM – Clyde leaves. The rest of us ( James, Mike and I ) smoke a bowl and have some deep conversation.

1:15 AM - Split ways. Find James's pot-cup in my car. Sprint down the street and return it. Head home.
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1:45 AM – Update blog. Go to sleep.

July 4th, 2010

11:30 AM – Wake up. Tired as shit.

12:30 AM – Converse with siblings.

2:15 PM – Take a shower.

3:00 PM – Head to cousin’s house to eat 4^th of July dinner. Quite awkward, since it’s pretty obvious my family hates everything their family stands for. The chicken was good.

5:00 PM – Back home.

6:10 PM – Write some motherfucking FUNK!!

7:00 PM – Go out with Evan. Smoke a bowl. Get kind of baked.

8:00 PM – Meet up with Clyde, Eli, Mike, and Ben. Leave soon afterwards because Evan and I have to be back home for a little while.

8:30 PM – Shooting fireworks with family.

10:30 PM – Leave with Evan and my cousin to get some food and smoke four bowls. Get very high. Good times.

1:00 AM – Arrive home. High as shit! Go listen to some Bone Thugs n’ Harmony. Become amazed. Decide to work harder on album.

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up.

12:00 AM – Eat some granola bars. Pwn some noobs in Aion.

1:00 PM – Clean the windows of the house. Holy shit it’s hot outside.

5:30 PM – Done cleaning. Take a shower. Nasty, man.

6:00 PM – Ask my little brother if he stole anything out of my closet. He awkwardly says no. I suspect he stole my marijuana.

7:00 PM – Eat supper. My older brother throws a fork across the kitchen into the sink, and barely misses both the sink and my head. We get into an argument because I call him dumb. Almost erupts, but luckily doesn’t.

8:30 PM – Go meet Ben at the tennis courts.

9:00 PM – High as shit!

9:40 PM – Go meet Mike at Pizza Inn. He gets off work, we leave and go smoke another bowl.

10:30 PM – High as shit!

11:00 PM – Riding around. We listen to Eminem’s new album, Recovery. It’s still the shit.

12:15 AM – Come home. Talk to parents a little while. Go to my room, log into Aion, pwn some noobs for the next four hours. Game is addictive as shit.

4:00 AM – Done pwning noobs. Go to bathroom, get in the bed, go to sleep.

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

10:45 AM – Wake up.

11:00 AM – Take a shit. Wack it. ( Glorious… )

12:00 PM – Eat some food. Waste some time.

1:40 PM – Go to Wal-Mart. Buy deoderant and condoms.

2:10 PM – Go to the church and work out.

3:00 PM – Done working out. Head home. Sweaty as shit.

3:30 PM – Take a shower.

6:40 PM – Go obtain pizza.

7:15 PM – Eat said pizza.

7:45 PM – Swordfight with little brother and dad.

9:00 PM – Go out to the tennis courts and meet Jesse, Jesse’s little sister and friend, and Max.

9:30 PM – Jesse’s little sister and friend leave. She was being a bitch anyway. While Jesse is taking them, Max and I hear a huge electronic sound come from somewhere near us!

10:00 PM – We explore and cannot figure out what it is. What a let down. Bored as shit. Mike comes out.

10:30 PM – Mike, Jesse, Max, and I go out to the playground to shoot fireworks we’ve bought. Alicia comes. We shoot them!

12:00 PM – Jesse and Alicia leave. We take Max home and go to meet Clyde and Eli and smoke a bowl of dank weed.

1:00 PM – High as shit!! At Mcdonalds getting some doctor pepper. Awkward ordering food. They can’t decide. My Dr. Pepper tastes like urine.

2:00 PM – Come home. Go sleep. Internet isn’t working, so I’ll have to update blog tomorrow.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

8:30 AM – Wake up. Go back to sleep.

10:30 AM – Wake up for real. Lay in bed having “reevaluation of life” moments.

11:00 AM – Obtain a watermelon.

12:00 PM – Converse with parents. Eat bread and bacon. Watch a trailer for Diablo 3.

1:00 PM – Clean up some of the kitchen. Get distracted. Jack off.

2:00 PM – Finish cleaning the kitchen/washing dishes/cleaning my room.

3:00 PM – Take a shower.

4:00 PM – Write a weird ass song.

7:00 PM – Eat STEAK.

8:00 PM – 12:00 AM – Do boring shit.

1:00 AM – Go to sleep.