Sunday, September 26th, 2010

10:30 AM - Wake up. Absurd amount of hickeys on neck. Blood on face and hands. Clothes drenched in unknown substance.

Friday, September 17th, 2010

1:00 PM – Class.

2:00 PM – Practice piano. Eat lunch in the cafeteria. StonedMotherfucker is there and I eat with him.

2:30 PM – Convince StonedMotherfucker to end his tolerance break and smoke a blunt.

5:30 PM – End up smoking two blunts with StonedMotherfucker. Getting kind of ridiculous.

7:30 PM – Extremely high at apartment. Walk with Christmas to see The Bad Plus.

8:00 PM – 9:30 PM – Mind blown.

10:00 PM – At Bojangles’ apartment. Beef and the Hulk are there, along with a few others. Large amounts of tequila being ingested through various mediums.

12:00 AM – Beer Pong. I suck and lose every time.

1:30 AM - Back at apartment with StonedMotherfucker and a few others. Christmas and the Don arrive soon afterward.

2:30 AM – Having sex in a stairwell. Lolwut.

3:30 AM - Sex in an elevator. Almost.

3:30 AM – Sex in bed. Better.

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

8:00AM – Wake up. Shower, brush teeth, dress.

9:00AM – Class.

11:00AM – Practice piano. Do shit I have to get done.

12:00PM – Eat.

1:00PM – More practice.

6:45PM – Jam with BroMan and AJ. ß-- Intense

9:30PM – Eat hot wings with BroMan and AJ.

10:00PM – Back to apartment with BroMan. Take shower.

10:30PM – Multitudes of women begin pouring into apartment.

10:45PM – Women everywhere... what is going on.

11:00PM – Stand in hallway discussing with Christmas what the fuck is going on.

11:30PM – Drinking with Christmas and the Don and there are girls grinding each other in our living room. WHAT IS GOING ON.

1:00AM - Very drunk and high. More women arrive. Let them in and see BroMan is mac’ing on some in the kitchen. I had forgotten he was still here.

2:00AM - Walk with girl to convenience store to buy cigarillo.

2:30AM – Smoke another blunt.

3:00AM – Guests begin leaving, to much dismay.

3:30AM - Eat cereal.

4:00AM – Sleep.

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up

12:00 PM – Wash dishes. Eat cereal. Discuss with Christmas whether or not the Don got laid last night.

12:45 PM – Bong rips.

1:30 PM – Take shit to trashdump outside. Clean up apartment.

2:45 PM – Leave to get a haircut, but they’re closed. Return to apartment.

4:00 PM – Try to play piano, but half the keys are broken.

7:00 PM – Christmas has cooked up some kind of asian dish.

7:15 PM – Take more bong rips. Eat.

10:15 PM – Take a couple shots with Christmas and the Don. Head to Bojangles’ apartment.

11:15 PM – Arrive at Bojangles' apartment. Meet up with friends. Take a few more shots. Head to party.

11:45 PM – Arrive. Socialize. Take a few more shots. Drink beer. Leave.

12:30 AM – Back at Bojangles’ apartment. Picked up three girls and some guy on the way.

12:45 AM – Ingest large quantities of alcohol.

1:00 AM – Church arrives!

1:45 AM – Smoke a blunt with Church, Christmas, and a few others.

2:15 AM – Stumble back to apartment with Christmas.

2:30 AM – Arrive. Christmas passes the fuck out.

2:45 AM – Standing in the kitchen eating Cheese-Itz.

3:00 AM – the Don is at the door. Church is with him.

3:15 AM – Let them in. Take another shot with the Don. Church is off somewhere.

3:30 AM – Wander around apartment. Find Church in front of the toilet.

3:45 AM - Try to motivate him to stand and partake in ravioli the Don and I are making, but to no avail.

4:00 AM – Sitting on the hallway floor, eating ravioli.

4:15 AM – Bong rips.

4:30 AM – Lay on bed. Browse the interwebs.

5:00 AM – Pass out.

Posting.

Nothing going on as of late. I'll be moving into my apartment for college on Sept. 1st. Should have more interesting stuff and subsequently more posting going on then.

In another note, I got a speeding ticket a couple weeks ago and took an online driving course to get rid of it. As you can see, it was very thorough.

Also, I'm trying to get the ads on the site to only be about marijuana. AS OF YET TO NO AVAIL.. Continuing the quest.

July 26th, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up. Tired as shit from medicine in my body. Take more.

11:45 AM – Smoke a bowl. Clean the house. Wash the dishes. Feed the dog. Watch Dream Theater’s “Score”.

2:50 PM – Shower.

3:00 PM – Begin work on the Humanifesto.

8:00 PM – Finish for now. Go out and meet James, Jesse, Mike, and Clyde.

9:00 PM – Smoke a bowl on Mike’s front porch. Niceeeee.

10:30 PM – Buy alcohol. Eat at Taco Bell with James.

11:45 PM – Head out to James’s cabin at a lake in the woods. Transport alcohol to stomach.

12:30 AM – Sitting on cabin porch. Drinking. Walk out to dock. Drink a little more.

1:00 AM – Scrape resin out of bowls. Get crossfaded.

2:30 AM – Help Jesse outside so she can piss.

2:40 AM – End up having [epic] sex with Jesse on Mike’s car.

3:00 AM – Move from Mike’s car to a gravel road. ( courtesy ) Take off all clothes. Continue…

6:30 AM – Put clothes back on. Walk back to cabin. Go to sleep on little mattress things.

Updating.

I realize I haven't updated in a while. It's not that I haven't been keeping track, I just don't want this blog to end up as a quantity over quality blog. Instead of giving readers a bunch of boring days to read about, I'd rather give them good ones, because over time, I'm going to end up with quantity either way. I'm also writing an article on why I think marijuana should be legalized. I'll post it soon, too.

Also, if you're interested, you can check out my friend's blogs. I figure, since we all hang out together, it can be pretty cool to read about similar events from different perspectives.

Mike's

http://singularitymasslimit.wordpress.com/

Eli also has a blog, but it's not anonymous, so I'm going to ask him before I put it up here.

Friday, July 16th, 2010

10:00 AM - Wake up.

10:30 AM - Write music. Wash dishes. Take out trash. Clean up catlitter. My phone keeps dying and is being an unreliable piece of shit.

1:00 PM - Meet Eli, James, and Max at Max's mom's restaurant. Head to police station with James to pay traffic ticket.

1:15 PM - Arrive at station. Pay ticket. Drive to church gym.

1:30 PM - Work out. Meet Max, Alicia, James and Jesse back downstairs.

2:30 PM - Head home. Take a shower. Visit granddad with brothers.

5:30 PM - Clyde and I meet Jesse and James at tennis courts. Head out of town to buy new phones and obtain marijuana.

6:15 PM - Find a dude walking on street. Introduce myself. Discuss my desire to obtain his marijuana. Let him in truck.

7:00 PM - Ride around. Meet his dealer. Get sandwich bags.

7:30 PM - On way home. Couldn't get new phone, but got good pot. Win.

9:00 PM - Meet James and Jesse at recreational park. Mike is coming.

9:30 PM - Roll a blunt. It's raining outside. Get high!

10:15 PM - Leave recreational park. Head to spot where view is nice. It's very muddy. We don't stay long.

10:45 PM - Back at recreational park. Mike is there. Getting higher.

11:15 PM - Ride with Jesse to take her sister home.

11:45 PM - Jesse has to leave, so Mike comes to pick me up. Walk past my friend, Kyle, on the street. Mike picks him up, too.

12:15 AM - Riding around with Clyde, Mike, and Kyle. James left early.

12:45 AM - At gas station getting water, using restroom.

1:00 AM - Drop Kyle off at his apartments. Back to recreational park where we meet Jesse ( snuck out ), Max, and Alicia ( who is very drunk ).

1:30 AM - Swing on recreational park swings. Smoke bowls.

2:00 AM - High as shit!

3:00 AM - Alicia, Jesse, and Max leave.

3:30 AM - Take Clyde to his car. Mike and I get food from Taco Bell. Eat it in Holiday Inn parking lot.

4:45 AM - Head home. Go to sleep.

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

11:15 AM – Wake up. Shiiiiiiiiiit it’s late. Browse GrassCity a while. Text James telling him I’m going to be working out later today.

12:30 PM – Work out at church with younger brother.

1:30 PM – Come home. Take a shower. Prepare for lesson with Harry.

3:00 PM – Waiting on Harry in the church parking lot. The fucker never comes.

3:30 PM – Cash some checks. Do some other errands. Go see my dog at the vet. Get him put to sleep.

4:00 PM – Home. Play some piano.

5:00 PM – COMBINE BANANAS, WATERMELON, AND BLUEBERRIES INTO A FRUIT EXTRAVAGANZA.

6:00 PM – Browse some GrassCity. Watch ideas having sex on TEDtalks.

6:45 PM – Eat hamburger. Write some ambient/folkish music.

8:30 PM – I have potdust left!? Go into bathroom. Smoke a bowl. Write some more music.

9:00 PM – RECREATE FRUIT EXTRAVAGANZA FOR A SECOND TIME.

9:15 PM – Hive around in bedroom. Composing celtic shit.

10:30 PM – Res hits! High as fuck!

11:15 PM – Still composing celtic shit, but the diarrhea of cannabis induced inspiration slowly constipates itself.

12:00 AM – Waste time on internet. High. Talk to friends.

2:00 AM – Sleep.

July 13th, 2010

8:30 AM – Wake up. Go to sleep.

10:00 AM – Wake up.

10:30 AM – Browse teh interwebz. Look up songs to learn for upcoming lessons.

11:00 AM - Take a shower.

11:20 AM – Get call from Eli’ ( works at a radio station ). Tells me an answer to call in with on the next radio contest and win a free McDonald’s smoothy. Niceee.

11:30 AM – Listen to said radio contest. Call in. Eli' tells me to just come up to the radio station.

11:45 AM – Arrive. Max and James are there, trying to help Eli' kill the hour by babbling awkwardly over the radio. Play some guitar into the mic. Tell James to sing. He’s not feeling that plan.

12:30 PM – James leaves. Eli' and I meet Max at Pizza Inn. Pizza….

1:30 PM – Home.

4:30 PM – Practicing songs I need to learn for upcoming lessons.

5:00 PM – Lesson with Hunter. He’s 9. Quote of the day: “Sorry I ain’t focusin’, Greg… I been playin’ at baseball camp all day and I’m tired. I’m prolly gon’ go home and go to sleep… well.. first I might play in some dirt.”

6:00 PM – Lesson with Julia. She’s getting better. Feel like she wants my dick.

7:00 PM – Lesson with Sid. He’s still cool as ever. Jam over some Metallica and Lynard Skynard.

8:00 PM – Lesson with Beth. She’s getting nowhere. Feel like she wants my dick.

8:30 PM – Drive home. See blue lights in my rearview. Pull over. Get a speeding ticket.

8:50 PM – Arrive. Dad is naked reading “Born to Run”. Tells me my dog is dying.

9:00 PM – Have moments with my dying dog.

9:30 PM – Pick up Evan and Paul. Meet Max. Ride to Taco Bell and recreational park.

10:00 PM – Eat Taco Bell. Evan, Paul and I smoke a few bowls.

10:30 PM – Clyde, Mike, and James arrive. Heated debate over Vietnam War and potential zombie outbreaks.

11:15 PM – Take Paul ( my cousin ), Evan, and Max home. Back to recreational park to regroup with others.

12:15 AM – Clyde leaves. The rest of us ( James, Mike and I ) smoke a bowl and have some deep conversation.

1:15 AM - Split ways. Find James's pot-cup in my car. Sprint down the street and return it. Head home.
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1:45 AM – Update blog. Go to sleep.

July 4th, 2010

11:30 AM – Wake up. Tired as shit.

12:30 AM – Converse with siblings.

2:15 PM – Take a shower.

3:00 PM – Head to cousin’s house to eat 4^th of July dinner. Quite awkward, since it’s pretty obvious my family hates everything their family stands for. The chicken was good.

5:00 PM – Back home.

6:10 PM – Write some motherfucking FUNK!!

7:00 PM – Go out with Evan. Smoke a bowl. Get kind of baked.

8:00 PM – Meet up with Clyde, Eli, Mike, and Ben. Leave soon afterwards because Evan and I have to be back home for a little while.

8:30 PM – Shooting fireworks with family.

10:30 PM – Leave with Evan and my cousin to get some food and smoke four bowls. Get very high. Good times.

1:00 AM – Arrive home. High as shit! Go listen to some Bone Thugs n’ Harmony. Become amazed. Decide to work harder on album.

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up.

12:00 AM – Eat some granola bars. Pwn some noobs in Aion.

1:00 PM – Clean the windows of the house. Holy shit it’s hot outside.

5:30 PM – Done cleaning. Take a shower. Nasty, man.

6:00 PM – Ask my little brother if he stole anything out of my closet. He awkwardly says no. I suspect he stole my marijuana.

7:00 PM – Eat supper. My older brother throws a fork across the kitchen into the sink, and barely misses both the sink and my head. We get into an argument because I call him dumb. Almost erupts, but luckily doesn’t.

8:30 PM – Go meet Ben at the tennis courts.

9:00 PM – High as shit!

9:40 PM – Go meet Mike at Pizza Inn. He gets off work, we leave and go smoke another bowl.

10:30 PM – High as shit!

11:00 PM – Riding around. We listen to Eminem’s new album, Recovery. It’s still the shit.

12:15 AM – Come home. Talk to parents a little while. Go to my room, log into Aion, pwn some noobs for the next four hours. Game is addictive as shit.

4:00 AM – Done pwning noobs. Go to bathroom, get in the bed, go to sleep.

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

10:45 AM – Wake up.

11:00 AM – Take a shit. Wack it. ( Glorious… )

12:00 PM – Eat some food. Waste some time.

1:40 PM – Go to Wal-Mart. Buy deoderant and condoms.

2:10 PM – Go to the church and work out.

3:00 PM – Done working out. Head home. Sweaty as shit.

3:30 PM – Take a shower.

6:40 PM – Go obtain pizza.

7:15 PM – Eat said pizza.

7:45 PM – Swordfight with little brother and dad.

9:00 PM – Go out to the tennis courts and meet Jesse, Jesse’s little sister and friend, and Max.

9:30 PM – Jesse’s little sister and friend leave. She was being a bitch anyway. While Jesse is taking them, Max and I hear a huge electronic sound come from somewhere near us!

10:00 PM – We explore and cannot figure out what it is. What a let down. Bored as shit. Mike comes out.

10:30 PM – Mike, Jesse, Max, and I go out to the playground to shoot fireworks we’ve bought. Alicia comes. We shoot them!

12:00 PM – Jesse and Alicia leave. We take Max home and go to meet Clyde and Eli and smoke a bowl of dank weed.

1:00 PM – High as shit!! At Mcdonalds getting some doctor pepper. Awkward ordering food. They can’t decide. My Dr. Pepper tastes like urine.

2:00 PM – Come home. Go sleep. Internet isn’t working, so I’ll have to update blog tomorrow.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

8:30 AM – Wake up. Go back to sleep.

10:30 AM – Wake up for real. Lay in bed having “reevaluation of life” moments.

11:00 AM – Obtain a watermelon.

12:00 PM – Converse with parents. Eat bread and bacon. Watch a trailer for Diablo 3.

1:00 PM – Clean up some of the kitchen. Get distracted. Jack off.

2:00 PM – Finish cleaning the kitchen/washing dishes/cleaning my room.

3:00 PM – Take a shower.

4:00 PM – Write a weird ass song.

7:00 PM – Eat STEAK.

8:00 PM – 12:00 AM – Do boring shit.

1:00 AM – Go to sleep.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

8:30 AM – Wake up. Realize there is no reason to be awake right now. Tell my parents that I am awake and being productive. Go back to sleep.

10:30 AM – Wake up.

11:00 AM – Get out of bed.

11:15 AM – Eat a muffin. Drink some water. Talk to little brother.

11:30 AM – Browse the interwebs. Decide to possibly start working out after lunch instead of before.

12:00 PM – Heat a potato in the microwave. Pour cheese on it. Revel in its’ beauty.

1:30 PM – Go to the church to work out.

2:30 PM – Take a shower.

4:00 PM – Give Harry his bass lesson. Finally. He actually wasn’t so bad and turned out to just be kind of socially awkward. I’ve been there. He wasn’t bad.

5:00 PM – Julia cancels her lesson. Dumb bitch.

7:30 PM – Eat Mexican food.

9:00 PM – Meet Jesse, Clyde, Mike, Max, Alicia, and Eli. Max and Alicia go off somewhere.. the rest of us go to smoke a blunt. Jesse has to be home soon so she does not partake.

10:00 PM – High as shit!

12:00 AM – Smoke another blunt.

12:20 AM – Come home. Eat six cereal bars. Drink apple juice. Take a shit. Sleep.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

7:30 AM – Wake up. Sit around. Bored as shit. Go back to sleep.

11:00 AM – Wake up again. Kind of regret doing that. Write some music. Take out the trash.

12:00 AM – Eat some fucking cheesy broccoli.

12:30 AM – Wash the dishes. Clean my room. Write some more music.

1:20 PM – Learn some songs I’ll need for my lessons later today.

1:30 PM – Take a shower.

2:00 PM – Sit around waiting to give a guitar lesson.

2:20 PM – Get a call from Harry, who says his lesson was at two and I’m late. Little fucker is lying ‘cause I wrote down 3 when we confirmed it over the phone.

2:22 PM – Drive up to the church to give the guitar lesson. Harry isn’t there. Call his phone twice and send him a text message. He never responds or shows up.

3:00 PM – Go to Charles’ Hall Music Studio in Greenwood to buy some guitar strings for my students. Get a text from Harry saying he never got my calls. Little fucker is probably lying again. Reschedule his god damn lesson for tomorrow.

4:45 PM – Give a lesson to Hunter. He’s enthusiastic as usual. Brightens my day.

5:00 PM – Done with Hunter’s guitar lesson. Go home and eat tacos. Try to mold/fold said tacos into burritos. Fail.

6:45 PM – Give a guitar lesson to Sid. He’s as enthusiastic as Hunter, even though he’s about thirty. He’s progressing fast. We jam over some Lynard Skynard tunes.

8:00 PM – Done with lesson. Come home. Browse some 4chan.

9:00 PM – Go out. Meet girl. Go to playground.

9:30 PM – “heavy petting”.

11:00 PM – Come home.

11:20 PM – Play some Aion. Jack off. Go to sleep.

11:30 PM – Take a shit. Decide to make an epic Facebook status.

Monday, June 28, 2010

10:00 AM – Wake up. Browse teh interwebs. Drink a glass of water.

10:45 AM – Go to the church to work out. Take a shit in the holy bathrooms.

11:00 AM – Nathan, a fellow exerciser/piano player, unexpectedly comes into said bathrooms. Takes a shit beside me.

11:10 AM – We discuss quality music and quality shitting. The sacredness of it.

12:15 PM – Done working out. Play some piano in church sanctuary.

12:45 PM – Go home. Take little brother and friend to swim somewhere. Come back home.

1:00 PM – Arrive home. Eat pizza. Drink the fuck out of some orange juice.

1:30 PM - Research investing in BP stock.

2:00 PM – Listen to Eminem’s new album. It’s the shit. Except for one song where he sounds like a faggot. The rest seem good.

3:00 PM – Take a nap.

4:00 PM – Done with nap. Never slept because of annoying ass text messages. Thinking about getting rid of my phone. The desire to become a hermit grows stronger.

4:30 PM – Eli comes over for a little while, and my little brother comes home. We sit around and talk.

5:00 PM – Eli leaves. I take a shower.

5:30 PM – Done with shower and after-shower-shit. Reading “Are We Unique?”. It’s good.

6:00 PM – Write some music. Pwn some noobs in Aion for a little while.

6:30 PM – Eat Subway. Sit around talking to parents and browsing the interwebs.

7:00 PM – Evan comes over for a few minutes. We sit on the front porch and watch the rain/talk.

7:15 PM – Evan leaves. Play guitar with my dad. Show him some music on Youtube.

9:40 PM – Take a huge shit.

10:00 PM – Log into Aion. Pwn some more noobs.

11:00 PM – Go to sleep.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

1:00 PM – Wake up. Annoyed with myself that I woke up this late. Lay in bed and brood about it.

1:30 PM – Get out of bed. Browse 4chan for a few minutes. Sit around in boxers.

2:00 PM – Eli comes over to get Clyde and go play tennis. We play guitars together for a few minutes.

2:30 PM – Have conversation with my parents about how my skin problems are worse than I act like they are.

3:30 PM – Eat some yogurt and poptarts. Sit around. Still hungry.

5:40 PM – Go eat Mexican food with Clyde and Eli. They’re high as fuck. Clyde can’t hide it but is trying.

6:30 PM – Done eating Mexican. Go to local radio station to do a radio interview.

7:00 PM – Interview happening. Old man giving it seems cool as shit.

8:00 PM – Done with interview. Going to play tennis with Eli, Eli’s dad, and Clyde. Mike, who was out of town until now, comes along.

8:30 PM – Done playing tennis. My dad comes and takes my place.

8:45 PM – I go to Alicia’s and eat food even though I’ve already eaten.

10:15 PM – Eli and Clyde pick me up from Alicia’s. We go meet Mike and Evan and smoke a blunt and two bowls.

10:30 PM – Stop at local stockyard. High as shit! Talking about nothing.

11:00 PM - Watching in amusement as Mike fights off the urge to eat the old Mexican food from earlier that's in the back of my car.

11:30 PM – Talking about random shit. Mike eating the old Mexican food.

12:05 AM – Split up and head home.

12:15 AM – At home. Still very high. Talk to parents a little. Update blog. Listen to some fucking Michael Bolton. Go to sleep.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

9:30 AM – Wake up. Sit around and talk to parents.

9:45 AM – Play guitar.

10:15 AM – Fall asleep on couch.

11:00 AM – Wake up. Browse 4chan.

11:30 AM – Hungry as shit. Get rice and jalapenos out of refrigerator. Mix and eat.

12:00 AM – Swordfighting with little brother. Stomach hurts.

12:30 AM – Log into Aion. Pwn some noobs.

2:30 PM – Done pwning noobs. Grandmom comes over.

2:45 PM – Talking to grandmom.

3:30 PM – Shave my head.

4:00 PM – Done shaving head. Get in shower.

4:50 PM – Out of shower. Go to pick up Jesse and go to a party.

5:15 PM – Get to party. Party has pizza!!

5:20 PM – Eat the pizza.

5:30 PM – Go outside. Swim in swimming pool.

6:45 PM – Done swimming. Go inside and change.

7:00 PM - Find Rockband in living room of house.

7:10 PM – Play Rockband. Fail at it. Stop playing.

7:30 PM – Max comes to the party!!

7:40 PM – Max and I play guitars.

8:30 PM – Still playing guitars. Sitting around talking to friends.

9:00 PM – Found brownies. Eating them.

9:15 PM – Still sitting around playing guitar and talking to friends.

10:00 PM – Trying unsuccessfully to leave party and go to Alicia’s with Max.

10:15 PM – Haven’t left yet.

10:30 PM – Haven’t left yet.

10:45 PM – Success!! Leaving party.

11:00 PM – At Alicia’s. She and Jesse start drinking. Max and I watch Prince of Belair.

11:30 PM – Done with Prince of Belair. Max and I “babysit” Alicia and Jesse as they are drunk.

12:00 AM – Still babysitting.

12:30 AM – Done!! Max and I leave.

12:45 AM – Girl texts me.

1:00 AM – Meet girl at her house.

1:05 AM – Have sex with girl.

4:00 AM – Leave girls’ house.

4:15 AM – Arrive home. Update blog. Go to sleep.

Friday, June 25, 2010

6:05 AM – Wake up. Have a conversation with dad while half-asleep. Delirious. Got almost no sleep. Leave with dad to go pick up some equipment for the house.

8:45 AM – Got equipment. Arrive home. Kind of content/excited because I’ve got basically nothing to do all weekend. Tired as fuck.

9:10 AM – Run errands.

9:35 AM – Done running errands. Sitting on computer.

10:30 AM – Done sitting on computer. Jacked off in the process.

10:45 AM – Eating a poptart. Talking to friend for a second and planning on working out later today. More sitting on the computer.

11:30 AM – Picked up dad from work. Still delirious. Not sure if I ever slept.

12:00 PM – Back home. Pass the fuck out.

4:30 PM – Wake up. Eat granola bar. Drink a halfgallon of orange juice.

5:00 PM – Play piano. Write music. Eat more grandmom’s watermelon.

5:30 PM – Swordfight with little brother.

6:10 PM – Take a shower.

6:40 PM – My brother Clyde and I meet Jesse, James, and Max at tennis courts.

7:00 PM – Max leaves. We all drive to the top of a hill overlooking town. Smoke a bowl!

7:05 PM – Smoke another bowl!

7:55 PM – Go to gas station and drink water.

8:00 PM – We meet up with Max again. High as shit! Jesse has an idea to buy a large watermelon and eat it. We all approve.

8:15 PM – Watermelon bought. Couldn’t find anywhere to eat. Eventually smash it on the ground in front of a secluded graveyard and eat the pieces. Looks like cavemen/women. Juice dripping. Primal.

8:40 PM – Watermelon wasn’t as good an idea as we thought. Onto new things.

9:00 PM – Riding around. Go back to the epic spot where we were last night. Watching the lightning in the distance. Listening to the thunder. It's inspirational.

9:30 PM – Get back in car. It starts raining. We go to the playground at the recreational park and smoke another bowl.

10:00 PM – Rain stops for a little while. Playing on the playground. High as shit!

10:30 PM – Rain starts again. Sitting under a little awning. Smoke another bowl!

10:45 PM – High as shit!

11:00 PM – Drive to Waffle House. Eat seemingly gourmet grits.

11:15 PM – Drive to Alicia’s house.

11:30 PM – Sit around watching TV. Talking about nothing.

11:40 PM – Leave Alicia's house. Drive back to tennis courts. Girl comes. Start making out and “heavy petting”.

11:55 PM – Done “heavy petting”. Drive home.

12:10 AM – Arrive home. Eat some popcorn. Drink some green tea. Update blog. Go to sleep.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

10:00 AM – Wake up.

11:00 AM – Actually wake up. Sit around on computer a few minutes. Eat half a biscuit. Converse with family and such.

12:30 AM – Give a guitar lesson to Sam. He’s improving. Seems excited.

1:30 PM – Done with guitar lesson. Go back home. Learn “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” because Toy Story 3 inspired me to. Get into some Facebook arguments.

2:30 PM – Learned the song. Listened to some Bone Thugs. Argument still going on. Sitting around playing guitar.

3:30 PM – Done sitting around. Go sit on computer a bit. Meet James and get pot from him.

4:00 PM – Come back home. Have conversations with family. Show family music. Wait on dinner.

5:30 PM – Eat dinner. Sit around and talk to family.

8:00 PM – Done eating. Get up and go shower.

8:45 PM – Done showering and sitting around doing nothing. Meet James, Jesse, and Max at tennis courts.

9:15 PM – Smoke pot! Go to soccer field.

10:45 PM – Very stoned. Leaving soccer field. Smoke more.

11:45 PM – Very stoned. Eating Taco Bell. Getting gas in awkward ways.

12:15 AM – Leaving Pilot.

12:30 AM – Back at tennis courts. Max’s car won’t start. Jumping him off.

12:45 AM – James is back. Max’s car is fixed. James and I go smoke a bowl.

1:00 AM – Marveling at the beauty of the sky. It was huge.. and I could see the moon behind some clouds. I feel like I could understand things better and feel very high/empathetic towards others/stuff like that. The stars were so good. Felt life-changing, and I know it’s from the drug because happenings like that aren’t uncommon, but I don’t think that matters.

1:30 AM – Back home. Still baked. Hope my parents don’t come up. But I’ll sleep very well.

2:00 AM – Wake up. Decide to start a Blog.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

7:30 AM – Wake up. Hit snooze about a million times.

8:00 AM – Actually wake up. Drink a glass of water. Talk to parents a little while. Sit on computer for a few minutes.

8:45 AM – Work out at the church.

9:30 AM – Finished working out. Make out with girl in church Arts n’ Crafts room.

10:15 AM - Done with “heavy petting”. Sitting around on computer.

11:00 AM – Finished sitting around on computer. Jacked off in the process.

11:15 AM – Grandmom comes over. Talk about her life. We eat watermelon.

11:45 AM – Grandmom leaves. Sit around on computer for about 10 minutes.

12:00 PM – Go play tennis with James.

3:30 PM – Done playing tennis but mostly talking about random shit and doing errands with James. Go home and shower.

4:00 PM – Go to Madison to watch Toy Story 3. Get super baked on the way.

5:20 PM – Watching Toy Story 3. Super Baked. Eating Buncha-Crunch.

8:45 PM – Back home. Eat at Mexican Restaurant.

9:45 PM – Play around on recreational park playground with friends. Baked again.

10:15 PM – “heavy petting” with girl again.

11:00 PM – Drop girl off.

11:15 PM – Get home. Eat food. Sit on internet a while.