Sunday, September 26th, 2010

10:30 AM - Wake up. Absurd amount of hickeys on neck. Blood on face and hands. Clothes drenched in unknown substance.

Friday, September 17th, 2010

1:00 PM – Class.

2:00 PM – Practice piano. Eat lunch in the cafeteria. StonedMotherfucker is there and I eat with him.

2:30 PM – Convince StonedMotherfucker to end his tolerance break and smoke a blunt.

5:30 PM – End up smoking two blunts with StonedMotherfucker. Getting kind of ridiculous.

7:30 PM – Extremely high at apartment. Walk with Christmas to see The Bad Plus.

8:00 PM – 9:30 PM – Mind blown.

10:00 PM – At Bojangles’ apartment. Beef and the Hulk are there, along with a few others. Large amounts of tequila being ingested through various mediums.

12:00 AM – Beer Pong. I suck and lose every time.

1:30 AM - Back at apartment with StonedMotherfucker and a few others. Christmas and the Don arrive soon afterward.

2:30 AM – Having sex in a stairwell. Lolwut.

3:30 AM - Sex in an elevator. Almost.

3:30 AM – Sex in bed. Better.

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

8:00AM – Wake up. Shower, brush teeth, dress.

9:00AM – Class.

11:00AM – Practice piano. Do shit I have to get done.

12:00PM – Eat.

1:00PM – More practice.

6:45PM – Jam with BroMan and AJ. ß-- Intense

9:30PM – Eat hot wings with BroMan and AJ.

10:00PM – Back to apartment with BroMan. Take shower.

10:30PM – Multitudes of women begin pouring into apartment.

10:45PM – Women everywhere... what is going on.

11:00PM – Stand in hallway discussing with Christmas what the fuck is going on.

11:30PM – Drinking with Christmas and the Don and there are girls grinding each other in our living room. WHAT IS GOING ON.

1:00AM - Very drunk and high. More women arrive. Let them in and see BroMan is mac’ing on some in the kitchen. I had forgotten he was still here.

2:00AM - Walk with girl to convenience store to buy cigarillo.

2:30AM – Smoke another blunt.

3:00AM – Guests begin leaving, to much dismay.

3:30AM - Eat cereal.

4:00AM – Sleep.

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

11:00 AM – Wake up

12:00 PM – Wash dishes. Eat cereal. Discuss with Christmas whether or not the Don got laid last night.

12:45 PM – Bong rips.

1:30 PM – Take shit to trashdump outside. Clean up apartment.

2:45 PM – Leave to get a haircut, but they’re closed. Return to apartment.

4:00 PM – Try to play piano, but half the keys are broken.

7:00 PM – Christmas has cooked up some kind of asian dish.

7:15 PM – Take more bong rips. Eat.

10:15 PM – Take a couple shots with Christmas and the Don. Head to Bojangles’ apartment.

11:15 PM – Arrive at Bojangles' apartment. Meet up with friends. Take a few more shots. Head to party.

11:45 PM – Arrive. Socialize. Take a few more shots. Drink beer. Leave.

12:30 AM – Back at Bojangles’ apartment. Picked up three girls and some guy on the way.

12:45 AM – Ingest large quantities of alcohol.

1:00 AM – Church arrives!

1:45 AM – Smoke a blunt with Church, Christmas, and a few others.

2:15 AM – Stumble back to apartment with Christmas.

2:30 AM – Arrive. Christmas passes the fuck out.

2:45 AM – Standing in the kitchen eating Cheese-Itz.

3:00 AM – the Don is at the door. Church is with him.

3:15 AM – Let them in. Take another shot with the Don. Church is off somewhere.

3:30 AM – Wander around apartment. Find Church in front of the toilet.

3:45 AM - Try to motivate him to stand and partake in ravioli the Don and I are making, but to no avail.

4:00 AM – Sitting on the hallway floor, eating ravioli.

4:15 AM – Bong rips.

4:30 AM – Lay on bed. Browse the interwebs.

5:00 AM – Pass out.