
11:00 AM – Wake up
12:00 PM – Wash dishes. Eat cereal. Discuss with Christmas whether or not the Don got laid last night.
12:45 PM – Bong rips.
1:30 PM – Take shit to trashdump outside. Clean up apartment.
2:45 PM – Leave to get a haircut, but they’re closed. Return to apartment.
4:00 PM – Try to play piano, but half the keys are broken.
7:00 PM – Christmas has cooked up some kind of asian dish.
7:15 PM – Take more bong rips. Eat.
10:15 PM – Take a couple shots with Christmas and the Don. Head to Bojangles’ apartment.
11:15 PM – Arrive at Bojangles' apartment. Meet up with friends. Take a few more shots. Head to party.
11:45 PM – Arrive. Socialize. Take a few more shots. Drink beer. Leave.
12:30 AM – Back at Bojangles’ apartment. Picked up three girls and some guy on the way.
12:45 AM – Ingest large quantities of alcohol.
1:00 AM – Church arrives!
1:45 AM – Smoke a blunt with Church, Christmas, and a few others.
2:15 AM – Stumble back to apartment with Christmas.
2:30 AM – Arrive. Christmas passes the fuck out.
2:45 AM – Standing in the kitchen eating Cheese-Itz.
3:00 AM – the Don is at the door. Church is with him.
3:15 AM – Let them in. Take another shot with the Don. Church is off somewhere.
3:30 AM – Wander around apartment. Find Church in front of the toilet.
3:45 AM - Try to motivate him to stand and partake in ravioli the Don and I are making, but to no avail.
4:00 AM – Sitting on the hallway floor, eating ravioli.
4:15 AM – Bong rips.
4:30 AM – Lay on bed. Browse the interwebs.
5:00 AM – Pass out.
We also found a couch and lamp.
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